February 2011
January 2011
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the morning after
i still can’t believe that show was real and actually happened. all i remember from post-SNL was rolling around on breanna’s bed and she told me to stop and then i said “i want to roll around with jesse eisenberg” and then i came to my room and made a gif of nicki minaj and woke up to 50 notes and so that was cool i guess and now i’m sitting here listening to my...
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so tonight this happened
and then this happened
okay not really but i’ve REALLY wanted an excuse to use that .gif. the real reaction was that i just took a shit in my pants.
sorry to the person i blatantly stole that screencap from by the way, i was just blazing through the tagged pictures and saved it and now i don’t remember where it’s from and i’m too lazy to look.
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my only request for snl tonight
is that jesse and nicki do a duet of “did it on em” and nicki does her regular part and jesse is that guy in that background that says the stuff like “THAT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE, BITCH!!” and “BITCH, I CAN’T EVEN SPELL WELFARE!!”
just imagining a musical collaboration like this is bringing tears of joy to my eyes..
stripedsweater:
hey maaan you’ve got to...
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“The Social Network’s Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield answered questions...”
– nymag.com (via acatnamedsolitude)
that awkward moment when you get on facebook and...
She’s allowed, but it always freaks me out. I don’t even really like posting status updates when we’re in the same room because I think it’s awkward.
why it takes me so long to write a paper.
because this is my process:
1. write once sentence.
2. check my facebook to look at how i still have no notifications
3. check twitter to see what The Situation is up to, even though i don’t actually care.
4. check tumblr and click on every single one of my saved tags.
5. repeat.
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“it doesn’t matter how long you’ve lived in new york, it’s...”
– liz lemon
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“i have to go to a meeting with the chamber of secrets.”
– leslie knope
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true life: my roommate doesn't know what...
i don't know where else to put this so here it...
i found myself chuckling when it was mentioned that the tea party would have a response to the state of the union. then i remembered something that my AAAS 146 teacher said. (AAAS 146 is The Life and Thought of Martin Luther King, Jr.) He asked us, what are the differences between the tea party and the people involved with the civil rights movement? obviously, the color of their skin is very...
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“I’m taking it in as though I’ll never see any of these people again. We’ll have...”
– jesse eisenberg
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“We are asking that they stop saying that they are selling beef.”
– Attorney Dee Miles, speaking on behalf of an Alabama law firm which has filed a class-action lawsuit against Taco Bell alleging that their “meat mixture” contains less than 35% actual beef. Among the other ingredients: An anti-dusting agent.
A Taco Bell spokesman responded to the charge, saying...
i haven't been this excited for anything since the...
“sara.”
“what dad i’m watching the golden globes”
“do you want to go?”
“to what?”
“the game.”
“what game?”
“you know.”
“YES.”
HERE. WE. GO.