March 2012
let’s talk about how my roommate just creeped over my shoulder for what felt like 5 hours to watch an ace hardware commercial
Mar 1st
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buffalobillsfan5: if leap day williams doesn’t show up in the next 20 minutes, i’m gonna be PISSED. leap dave williams wasn’t on marathon on USA network i checked and then i cried
Mar 1st
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dumb story time
so the other day i was reading some stupid story and benedict cumberbatch’s half-sister had the same last name as my mom’s maiden name so now i’m scared that we’re somehow related because i don’t want to have to deal with that.  btw this is actually possible because my mom is british. the end.
Mar 1st
ask me anything jk no one wants to talk to me bye here’s a gif that i didn’t make but its funny because obviously look at it
Mar 1st
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum’s OTP never comes true. 
Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Listencreepingbam: Scientific Attempt To Create Most...
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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when i finally see avengers i’m going to throw up on myself before the movie even starts AHHHFDSLKFSD
Feb 29th
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i hate to say this but i think nick jonas and i would be really compatible because of our general disinterest in everything and our permanent pissed-off face.
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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so my phone is a piece of SHIT but i’d really like iphone 5 because i know it’s going to be a lot different from the others and i hate being out of date so i might wait it out. 
Feb 28th
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pascaldupwhee replied to your photo: WHAT ARE YOU I DON’T KNOW WHEN THAT HAPPENED. But I kinda like it. it literally just happened like 5 minutes ago.  it’s okay but i don’t like how they shrink the tags so i have to click to see all of mine because i have like 5 million…
Feb 28th
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wow so because i refuse to use that missing E or what the hell ever because i don’t need any HELp i have to now reblog my posts from another blog in order to reblog myself.  tumblr you’re so DUMB
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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my new fav reaction gif
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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i’m sitting here after 6 hours of work relaxing, eating pizza rolls watching the documentary about the guy who is the muppeteer for elmo on netflix.  i feel really sorry for people who can’t find satisfaction out of stuff like this.  i would prefer having other people around too, but i’ll take what i can get.
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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time to go to class
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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annawintour: people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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ask me any thing!!!!
AnY THING (RIP)
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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lol what if one day my dad didn’t send me an internship for the mets/mlb that i am in no way qualified for
Feb 21st
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“evidently, having 11 children makes you tough as nails.”
– stephen colbert :’)
Feb 21st
lip-chap: remember when fred was a special needs kid and not a huge faggot? those were the days remember one of his first videos where he lost his meds so when he went insane and then at the end his insane alcoholic whore mom had them the whole time/probably stole them?  and now he has a tv show on nickelodeon ok
Feb 20th
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